|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot shot, the officer picked up the phone and started
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|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one. “Well, I read one of the posters that said: Join the Army and see the world! And I been doin’ it – a shovelful at a time.”
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?””Of course they do!” protested his mother. “What makes you ask?””There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards.””Oh, that’s because most men who go to Heaven get there by a
|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details. A sergeant reported thoughtfully: “Sir, I just discovered something that does the work of fifty men.””What is it?” the officer got interested.”Two hundred soldiers.”
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face fell. The private exclaimed plaintively: “Sir, I think I am going to commit suicide by shooting myself.” “By shooting?” reasked the company commander, “Not a bad idea! But take as many cartridges as possible.” ——————————————————————————–When asked
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?””Yes,” said the Navy brat.”My dad has built them.”Then the naval kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?””Yes.””It’s my dad who’s killed it!”
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were guarding entry to a bunker-like structure where aircrafts were kept.When a pilot about to do a preflight check approached without his identification in plain view, Jim asked him for it.”I don’t see why I have to