|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.”Are you hurt?” asked another.”I don’t know yet,” a weak voice was heard, “am still falling!”

|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My sergeants are wonderful”, said one soldier.”I wish I could say the same about mine,” said the other.”You could if you could lie as I do.”

|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using

|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s the only way to command respect in the Army,” his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered all around camp, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his

|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said “those are deer tracks.”The second Marine said “No, those are elk tracks.”The third Marine said “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”The Marines were still arguing when the train hit them.