Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?
Category: Mental health jokes
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Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon. Sit there and don’t stir.
Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I’m ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say. Tell me the truth now, what’s your REAL problem?
Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Don’t let people push you around.