Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge. What’s come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Category: Mental health jokes
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Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN’T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don’t answer!
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail.
Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch.
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?