How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? “How many do you think it takes?”

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? “Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?”

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? “How long have you been having this phantasy?”

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.