Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove…..
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IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check before we go back to my place” 35 “Just come over.” 48 “Just come over and cook.” 66 Sex in the company jet on the way to Vegas.
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.35 My fiancee is away for the weekend.48 My wife is away for the weekend.66 My second wife is dead.
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So to put an end to all the boasting Fred says to them “whip ’emout”.Fred pulls a yard stick from under the bar,at the same time a gay guywalks into the bar.Fred ask the man if there
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black coffee. 4. Pass gas. 5. Dress, skipping shower because “alarm didn’t work”. 6. Pass gas. 7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for work. Pass gas while “enjoying” favorite site. 6. Drive
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