Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. “How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.”It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one replied.”I see,” said the doctor, writing in
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Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90% of the men that tried Camels still prefer women.
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students humanreproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: “Female humans are bornwith a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, producemillions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?” Oneyoung woman’s answer: “Because they
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the otherone on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does thesame thing. The third time the bartender asks him what’sgoing on. “Why are you pouring that drink on your