A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.””Yeah what happened?” asked the other.The first guy replies, “Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle.”
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There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and one with a nine foot dick.The guy with the rubber dick couldn’t have sex because it wasn’t hard.The guy with the wooden dick couldn’t have sex because the otherperson would get splinters. Finally, the third guy
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? – No one knows. Its never happened.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and shake the stove.
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours of playing, Tim had severe chest pains and suddenly slumped over, one of the gamblers who happened to be a doctor, examined him, and to everybodies shock, poor Tim had died of a heart attack.All his
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long knife).
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00 Table dance: $30.00 Another round of drinks: $23.00 Couch dance and tips: $50.00 A round of shots: $34.00 A Bottle of Dom and a Limo home: 125.00 Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00 Sending her