How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
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Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1 single serving frozen dinnerThe girl at the checkout looks at him and says “Single are you?”The man replies very sarcastically “How did you guess?”She replies “because
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused,