Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won’t stop for directions!

Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.