A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And
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One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. “Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don’t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It’s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said that the man admitted
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once told me…”