Q. How do men define a “50/50” relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.

There were 11 people hanging on to a single rope that suspended them from a helicopter trying to bring them to safety. Ten were men; one was a woman. They all decided that one person would have to let go because if they didn’t, the rope would break and all

A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, whereas women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband

How many men does it take to open a beer? – None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Men are like mini skirts. If you’re not careful, they’ll creep up your legs.

Men are like curling irons. They’re always hot, and they’re always in your hair.

Men are like high heels. They’re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.