Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Q. What should you give a man who has everything? A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.

Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy.

Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window.

Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

Q. How do men exercise on the beach? A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.