Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time.
Category: Men Jokes
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports? A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. Why do men like smart women? A. Opposites attract.
Q. Why can’t men get mad cow disease? A. Because they’re all pigs.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship? A. Telling you his real name.