Q. Why is the book “Women Who Love Too Much” a disappointment for many men?A. No phone numbers.
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Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner?A. In the pages of a romance novel.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the bravado for which cowboys are famous. A night of tall talesbegins.The first says, “I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored
Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam’s apple that isn’t an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn’t lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won’t cover anythingTwenty nails that won’t hold a boardA chest that won’t
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.