A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
Category: Men Jokes
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How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it’s never happened.
How do you confuse a man? You don’t – they’re born that way.
How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals”
Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.