There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Category: Men Jokes
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don’t talk.