Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.