Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
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Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man’s mind wander? A: It’s too little to be out alone.
Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can’t believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about 30 seconds.
Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator to remind her of her goal. The reminder worked like a charm as the woman discovered that she had lost ten pounds in the first month of using this method. The downside to
One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, “You should be hung!” To which he calmly replied, “I am. That’s why she
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s a woman’s job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.