Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it’s hard to get them to work.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.