Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like soap operas. They’re fun to watch, but don’t believe everything you hear.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They’re not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.