This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing furiously. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn’t have to worry about a will. He said, “Will, what will? I’m making a list of people

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.