Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran out of food
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Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table.
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.