How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other 3 are there to listen to himbrag about the screwing part!
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“Three Men And A Baby”……..What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However, one day, his dad walked in on him while he was jerkin off! Billy was so embarrassed. He pulled up his pants as quick as he could. But, his dad already seen him.”Billy,” said his dad,
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days