Marriage is nature’s way of preventing people from fighting with strangers.

Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. “What’s wrong?” The depressed one replied, “I’ve been married four times and everyone of my husbands has passed away.” The other lady asked, “What did they used to do?” The depressed lady replied, “Well, my first husband was a millionaire,

QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, “I do” and “You’d better!”

My wife sez that I’m too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I’ll have to beg. I told her I’d be fine. I mean look at all the experience I’ve got.

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” “I know,” she said. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure