|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while
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|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required.1. Combatting Stupidity2. You Too Can Do Housework3. Resistance to Beer4.
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife says: It’s your decisionThe wife means: The correct decision should be obviousThe wife says: Do what you wantThe wife means: You’ll pay for this laterThe wife says: We need to talkThe wife
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain””Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say””And I
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”, let it be known on the street that dealers were “invited” (i. e. Expected to attend).The bride and groom were police, as was the band, bartender, and about half the guests. The band playing at the
|A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he