1st vampire: How things? 2nd vampire: Terrible! Today I received a letter saying I’m overdrawn by 50 pints at the blood bank.
Category: Letter jokes
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I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?!
Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with “I.” Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say “I am.” Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Betty was scribbling industriously over some paper with a pencil when her mother asked her what she was drawing. “I’m not drawing, Mom,” she said indignantly, “I’m writing a letter to Fred.” “But you can’t write,” Mom pointed out. “That’s all right,” said Betty, “Fred can’t read.”
What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . .
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don’t know who it’s from.
How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.