|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!

|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!

|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!

|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!

|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!

|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!

|What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!