|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!

|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!

|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a website!

|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!

|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!