|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?

|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!

|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it!

|What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinning me a yarn here!

|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!

|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing?