|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!

|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!

|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!

|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!

|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!

|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!