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Ant jokes 03

|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!What kind of ants are very learned?Pedants!What do you call a smart ant?Elegant!What do you call an ant who can’t play the piano?Discordant!What kind

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Ant jokes 02

|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!Why did

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Ant jokes 01

|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!What do you call a greedy ant?An anteater!Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?To trip up the ants!What

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