|Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?A: ‘Claws.’ Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger?A: A stri-ped!Q: What do you get if
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|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She’s got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q:
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talking cat?A: A spelling bee!Q: How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?A: They never cry over spilt milk!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What do baby swans dance to?A: Cygnet-ure-tunes!Q: What birds spend all their time on their knees?A: Birds of prey!Q: What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?A: Tweetie Pie!Q: What kind of birds
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever heard of Kentucky-fried owl!Q: Which birds steal soap from the bath?A: Robber ducks!Q: What kind of bird opens doors?A: A kiwi!Q: What language do birds speak?A: Pigeon English!Q: How do you get a parrot to talk
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q: What bird tastes just like butter?A: A stork!Q: What’s another name for a clever duck?A: A wise quacker!Q: Which bird is always out of breath?A: A puffin!Q: What’s got six legs and can fly long distances?A:
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is a polygon?A: A dead parrot!Q: What flies through the jungle singing opera?A: The parrots of Penzance!Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?A: A firequaker!Q: What is a parrot’s favorite game?A: