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Caterpillar jokes

|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a caterpillar?A worm in a fur coat!What has stripes and pulls a tractor?A caterpillar tractor!What does a cat go to sleep on?A caterpillow!What’s green and dangerous?A caterpillar with a machine gun!What pillar doesn’t

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Cat jokes 09

|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the highway?A: Miaooooooooooooooooooow!Q: What do you get if cross a cat with a canary?A: Shredded tweet!Q: Why do tomcats fight?A: Because they like raising a stink!Q: Why is a crazy marmalade

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Cat jokes 08

|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?A: A terrified postman!Q: When is a lion not a lion?A: When he turns into his cage!Q: What do cat actors say on stage?A: Tabby or

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Cat jokes 07

|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the other!Q: Why are cars longer in the evening than they are in the morning?A: Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning!Q:

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Cat jokes 06

|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?A: A first aid kitty!Q: Why do cats chase birds?A: For a lark!Q: What do cats read in the morning?A: Mewspapers!Q: What

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Cat jokes 05

|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?A: An octopuss!Q:

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Cat jokes 04

|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped and bouncy?A: A tiger on a pogo stick!Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?A: The evening mews!Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?A: Smack a lion!Q: What’s worse than

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