|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?An elephant disguised as a banana!What’s big, grey and flies straight up?An elecopter!What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?A get wellephant!What’s grey and never needs
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|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What’ s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant wear sneakers?So that he can sneak up
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A: He gets splinters in his mouth!Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?A: A bull dog!Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?A: A guard dog!Q: What do you call a dog in jeans
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares!Q: How did the little
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How many seasons are there in a dogs life?A: Just one, the moulting season!Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come!Q: Why is it
|Q: Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat?A: Cats can’t drive!Q: What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?A: A mutt in a rut!Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?A: A
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A dog that chases cars – and catches them!Q: What happens when it rains cats and dogs?A: You can step in a poodle!Q: What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?A: A petticoat!Q: What do you