|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?Get a tame one and annoy it!What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?Here come the elephants!Why is an elephant braver than a hen?Because the elephant isn’t chicken!What is worse

|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?Six weeks old!What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?This is the end of me!Policeman: “One

|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don’t know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you tell if there is an elephant in your

|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What’s the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don’t know!Well I’m not asking you to post my letters!What’s the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?One rarely bites and

|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry tree!What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?Big holes all over Australia!What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days?One is a weak one and the other one week!What pill would

|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What’s grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cinderelephant!When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?When it’s a baby elephant!How

|What’ s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What’s grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What’s grey and highly dangerous?An elephant with a machine gun!What’s big and grey and