|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?Put him in a tight jumper!What do you call a pig that took a plane?Swine flu!What kind of doctor treats ducks?A quack!What did the well mannered sheep say
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|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery hen!What do you call an arctic cow?An eskimoo!What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?A brick-layer!How do you fit more pigs on your farm?Build a sty-scraper!Why does a
|Why shouldn’t you take an elephant to the zoo?Because he’d rather go to the movies!What’s blue and has big ears?An elephant at the North Pole!What’s grey and lights up?An electric elephant!What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain?An umbrellaphant!What do you do with a green elephant?Wait till it
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do elephants have trunks?Because they’ve no pockets to put things in!Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?To stop getting wet!What do elephants do in the evenings?Watch elevision!How to elephants talk to
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?Russell!A man was sprinkling some white powder on his lawn.”Why are you doing that?” asked his neighbour”It’s to keep the elephants off the grass”, he replied.”But we don’t get elephants round here!””I know – good
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with a machine gun call you?Anything he likes!What do you call an elephant that’s small and pink?A failure!What is stronger an elephant or a snail?A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk!What
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do you call a elephant that never washes?A smellyphant!Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!” What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?Anything