|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Central bleating!How do chickens dance?Chick to chick!What do you call a crazy chicken?A cuckoo-cluck!What do you call a bull who tells jokes?Laugh-a-bull!What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a
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|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was a little gobbler!Why did the starstruck
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clotheshorse!Why do pigs never recover from illness?Because you have to kill them before you cure them!What do you call a pig who’s been arrested for dangerous driving?A road hog!What do you call sheep
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?’I see bacon’s going up’!Who tells chicken jokes?Comedihens!What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes?A swine gut!Why did the chicken cross the road at the fairground?To get to the
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden on his corn!What would happen if bulls could fly?You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up!What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud?A sheep
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet?Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday?Eat him on Saturday!Why
|What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep?She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold?Cough Stirrup!What animal always goes