|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It’s scales!What fish do road-menders use?Pneumatic krill!What happens when sharks take their clothes off?They go sharkers!What game do fish like playing the most?Name that tuna!What do naked fish play
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|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird’s leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish goes well with ice-cream?Jellyfish!What did the boy fish
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight guns and terrorises the ocean?Billy the Squid!What happened to the cold jellyfish?It set!What’s the coldest fish in the sea?A blue whale!What did the
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salmon-chanted evening!How does an octopus go to war?Well-armed!Where do you find a down-and-out octopus?On squid row!What do you get if you cross an abbot with
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basin!What fish only swims at night?A starfish!How do
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pike!How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?He prawned everything!1st kipper: ‘Smoking’s bad for you’ 2nd kipper: ‘It’s OK, I’ve been cured’ What kind of fish is
|Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer!What has two legs and flies?A pig!What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?A cow that can milk itself!Why did the farmer call his pig