|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
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|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in the living room!
|If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one in the sugar bowl!
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
|What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!What do
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!What to you call a Russian flea?A Moscow-ito!Two