|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!

|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!

|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play cricket but crickets can’t play grasshopper!

|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!

|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird!

|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!

|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!