|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!

|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your eating outside!

|What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!

|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it falls out of a tree and lands on you?A pool table?

|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!

|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!

|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!