|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
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|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!