|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!

|What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?Because rolling stones gather no moths!

|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!

|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!

|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!