|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!

|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!

|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice Krispies!

|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!

|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the floor show!