|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!

|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!

|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!

|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!

|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!

|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!