|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!
Category: Kids Jokes
Total 234 Posts
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!