|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party

|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!

|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!

|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!

|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!

|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!