|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!

|What do rodents say when they play bingo?’Eyes down for a full mouse’!

|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!

|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!

|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!