|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!

|What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!

|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!

|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!

|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!

|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!